There are many ways to make a notary crazy. This post departs from my usual “dry” factual entries, to, with a bit of humor; describe some of the situations that have substantially affected my brown hair to white hair ratio, favoring the latter. Money, time, and information seem central to creating a frustrating situation. “I just have 2 documents to notarize”, states my caller with a very sincere voice. I quote a price and arrive to find that in addition to the 2 documents there is a need to notarize the 57 copies! “But they’re just copies!” – sayeth the client. Now it’s time for a new fee discussion, and “out the window” with my carefully planned route / schedule. I always ask about the client’s ID – is it government issued with a photo? Then I arrive to find they have a Social Security card (no picture), and proudly present to me a photo ID from “Freddie’s Gym”.
As a New York Mobile Notary Public – with emphasis on the “mobile” – I get to go to interesting places. Client apartments can be rife with distractions: squalling kids, barking dogs, flying birds, jumping cats; and let me not forget to mention: nudists. One rugged client; on a cold and windy day, wanted to sign papers (a thick stack of loan documents) on a park bench. There is nothing like hearing the “clang” of the metal door sliding shut when you enter a prison or secured section of a mental hospital facility – they warn you: “Don’t lose your exit pass, without it you become a new resident”. One rush job, considering New York City traffic, required me to use my motorcycle – and notarize the documents using a clipboard on the gas tank of the bike.
Notaries are strongly forbidden, unless they are also attorneys, to “practice law”; which includes the creation of legal documents or giving legal advice. “But you know more about this stuff than I do – tell me how to word the contract”, is an all too common request. I explain my legal limitations and the client simply rewords the same request – several times. I offer services at all days and times. However, being human, I need to sleep sometimes. Receiving a casual question, at 4AM, causes another hair of Kenneth A. Edelstein to turn white. On my site I request “wee hour” calls are limited to genuine emergencies.
Misinformation can be the greatest cause of notary frustration. My client has a serious problem and a tight deadline. However, the meeting address is not accurate, and they are not answering the now presumed to be incorrect cell phone number. I have other work to do. An hour after the scheduled meeting they call – outraged that I did not honor my commitment to meet them. I explain that the carefully logged address does not exist, nor did they answer their cell. “Oh – that address was “where I was”, “not where I want to meet you” – and my cell number changed last week – can you get here in 10 minutes?
Ketwords: New York Mobile Notary, NY Notary Public, Traveling Notary Public, Apostille, Authentication Certificates, New York Signing Agent, Mobile Notary, Airline Emergency Notarizations, Loan Closers, New York Oaths, New York Affidavits, Fingerprinting, newyorkmobilenynotarypublic.com, Apostille Certificates, New York County Clerk, Notarized Documents, Domestic Partnership Agreements, Fingerprinting Services, 24/7 Notary Public, Witness Signing
